basedheisenberg:

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

Sometimes shit just happens, yo.

(via thefawnprincess)

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Nsfw story:

So the puppy almost climbed up on the bed all on his own, and he was about to be all the way up on the bed,
And I feel bad cause I had to nudge him off because I was giving my man a blowie hahaha.

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